You have a good memory...
I saw this a million times as a kid, or at least that's how I remember it. But now that I see it again it looks completely different than I remember.
No, I'm not high.
I saw this a million times as a kid, or at least that's how I remember it. But now that I see it again it looks completely different than I remember.
No, I'm not high.
Labels: time waster, video
... yes, I would smooch hulu.
So, if I support the writer's strike should I not be watching this?
Labels: music, time waster, video
Especially haters with a sense of humor:
via http://twitter.com/cc_chapman
Labels: football, time waster, video
... maybe.
via http://twitter.com/WickedGood
Labels: red sox, time waster, video, video games
So, are there no personal injury lawyers in Japan?
via http://www.japanprobe.com/
Labels: boxing, japan, time waster, video
MP3 blogs.
I love em. The second best thing the internet has to offer...
If you don't know usually it's people or groups who love music, write about it and then give you an example in MP3 form.
Here are some of I check daily. With a link to the site and an example of songs you can get there.
http://funky16corners.wordpress.com/
My new favorite classic soul website. I actually don't read the blog much but he offers long, mixes of soul songs organized around a theme. Recent themes included "Soul Strings", "Soul Hammond Organ", "Beatles Covers" and "Popcorn Songs".
You can also download each song in the mix in a zip file. Here's a recent single song:
Geraldo Pino: Heavy, Heavy, Heavy *
http://soul-sides.com/
Used to be my fav classic soul site, still a winner, but this is where you go to hear great songs and learn a ton about the song, the artist and because it's written by "a PhD in Ethnic Studies from UC Berkeley."
Rita Wright: Touch Me, Take Me
http://stereogum.com/
Stereogum is a hipster site that likes art rock almost as much as it likes making fun of heiresses. Hit or miss but often has hidden gems.
Kings Of Leon: "My Party (Kenna And Chad Hugo Remix)"
http://rawkblog.blogspot.com/
This site is new to me and it seems to love indie rock, bootlegs and covers. And although we just started going steady, I'm already wearing it's letterman jacket.
Ryan Adams: "I Want it That Way" (live Backstreet Boys cover)
http://mashuptown.com/
Ok, sorry, I like mash-ups... screw you.
DJ Topcat: Young Folks Rehab
*I'm stealing these download links and they are often temporary so grab em' now. (If you right click and open in a new tab/window you can preview before download. If you want to keep 'em, right click and then click 'save link as'.)
Labels: links, music, time waster
Garden from cohnjoyne and Vimeo.
I'm actually pretty allergic to flowers... but I've found that although they don't smell as good on video, they don't make me sneeze.
Labels: imadethat, ronan park, video
... keeps its wits about it, and so should we:
"their (NYY's) schedule is about to get a lot tougher and ours (BOS) is about to get much easier."
via http://joyofsox.blogspot.com
... that is less of a waste of time than the game it is based on:
via ticklebooth.
Labels: link, parody, time waster, video
(Note: I removed the actual embedded file because it annoyingly auto-played every time someone visited the site. But please still go to the link below and vote for this video. Thanks.)
Help these local cool kids get a new home entertainment system. They deserve it, not only because they are awesome but because their video is the best.
I think you have to go to the site to vote... and you should.
vote at this site: http://makeshifters.com/#/view_the_entries/23
Labels: link, time waster, video
"Post hip-hop troubadour RJD2 teamed with dance and media artist Bill Shannon for the 'Work It Out' video. Shannon, born with a degenerative hip condition, developed a way to express himself through dance (and even skateboarding) on crutches."
- via Spinner
Labels: music, time waster, video
Look for Angus someday soon at http://icanhascheezburger.com/
Labels: imadethat, link, time waster
C'mon America, why you gotta embarrass me? Don't make me turn this thing around... oh, it looks like that's what you're trying to do... go backwards.
Don't make me keep on progressing.
via www.twitter.com/pistachio
Oh, yeah, Onion, if this is true, how are you showing this video? Huh? Tell me, Onion!!!
Breaking News: All Online Data Lost After Internet Crash
via http://twitter.com/stevegarfield
Labels: time waster, video
I tried real hard to watch Live Earth this weekend... but both times I put it on... Genesis (followed by Shakira).
Sorry, no!
Instead I went outside.
Since we're all enlightened now... none of us need to see this:
via American Copywriter
P.S. There are some great performances out there from Live Earth.
Labels: link, time waster, video
"Competitive consumption is a dog eat dog world... you know?"
In light of the recent upset in competitive eating, I present a a new tighter cut of our 2006 entry into the 48 HR film project...
I say that all the time and the wife looks at me like I'm crazy. Now, here's proof that I don't have an original thought in my head:
Labels: time waster, video
via hairless.
Caution: Well placed cuss word at end of video.
Labels: time waster, video
... I didn't mean it, please bring back John Goodman and They Might Be Giants and your class war propaganda. Just no more Rachael Ray.
The 5ives agrees:
I can't believe I never saw this.
It's a cornocopia of a cavalcade of stars.
Labels: time waster, video
Over at vimeo.com the suggested a project where you take five five second clips and post them.
5 vignettes from cohnjoyne on Vimeo
1: wind turbine/traffic from my porch (time lapse)
2: dicek faces first batter ichiro at fenway, ground out
3: food's eye view at fred meyer in anchorage
4: bald eagle from boat in resurrection bay, AK
5: late night baseball (time lapse)
Labels: imadethat, time waster, video
I am right, this is disturbing? Right?
via http://ticklebooth.com/
Labels: rant, time waster, video
via RSLweblog
If I was really punk, I wouldn't have even posted this.
Update: found this, didn't make it.
Labels: hipster, time waster, video
Check out this cool (Slamdance selected, 2x Independent Spirit Award nominee, Audience Award @ SXSW, Undiscovered Gems Showcase Sundcance Channel Audience Award) feature film that is going to be on youtube for one week only....
Then go to http://www.spout.com/foureyemonsters and register there, because that company will give the directors Arin and Susan $1 for each person that signs up... and they need it, they charged this awesome film on their credit cards.
If you're not yet convinced that it rocks, check out the trailer.
WARNING: Has some cuss words and some sexy parts... probably NSFW.
Labels: film making, karma, link, video
This film has my two favorite things... zombies and propaganda. Well, okay, I did once say that my two favorite things are hipsters and the apocalypse but when you are a renaissance man like myself, it pays to have diverse tastes.
via http://ticklebooth.com/
(Not a huge fan of Atom's "embedded" player... it actually opens a new window so that you go to their site, but that's not the film maker's fault.)
Labels: proaganda, time waster, zombie
Labels: i(helped)makethis, link, this town, video
It's a bit lo-fi, but damn funny.
And hey, what's a three game losing streak? (Gulp.)
via the anti dogs at http://joyofsox.blogspot.com/
Labels: red sox, time waster, video
... and other fingers on a keyboard surfing the net while I was on hold -
the meeting doodler was making this:
Check out his fun site: http://meetingdoodler.blogspot.com/
Labels: time waster
Warning: Muppet racism and swearing, probably not safe for work.
via cc chapman
Labels: link, time waster, video
... bearded Alaska man.
image via http://www.historylink.org/essays/output.cfm?file_id=4234
I just waited 52 minutes on the phone to speak to you about changing a flight, but neither you nor any of your minions picked up.
This is not over!!!
Labels: rant
Today we're going here...
pic from their website
The Experience Music Project... well I'm not going in because it's really just a Hard Rock Cafe without the over priced cheesburgers, but I am a sucker for Frank Gehry buildings.
Truth is that I've been there before for work and free drinks so I'm also not super psyched to pay to see Kurt Cobain's boots.
... we're going to rent bikes from this guy who is a huge Red Sox fan and sells these t-shirts:
picture from their website
I hear there is a Yankee bike shop here also, but the bikes are old, overpriced, and all they do is talk about how good they used to be. (And their customers wonder how long before the manager will get fired.)
pic by Carolyn Rosner
Going to Alaska on Tuesday for two weeks... may blog with pics, will probably Twitter, will definitely video tape.
Stay tuned.
http://twitter.com/cohnjoyne
I did just write a 'how to' about the Arbor Day video I made, but unfortunately:
I will finish the 'how to' later, once I calm down.
Labels: rant
Arbor Day from cohnjoyne on Vimeo
CAUTION: I'm no doctor, but if you are susceptible to seizures, you may want to look away.
I'm not super happy with the flash version on Vimeo... I might make a less infringe-y version and put up the pristine MP4 on blip.tv
Also, will post a "how I did it" soon.
Labels: imadethat, link, time waster, video
I got my first real hater today. Other than EVIL JOHN that is. Some winner over on youtube posted this on my video "A Rocky Love Story":
"Typical pretty Quincy girl. They all seem to date fat double chinned ugly guys that are out of shape. I use to live there and was in great shape with all my hair and could never get a stuckup Quincy girl. They all date fat guys"
My wife's response:
"Dear sir,
Thank you for the compliment(?). But you've got it completely wrong. Not only do I not live in Quincy, but I wasn't even born in Eastern Massachusetts. My fat, balding husband of five years is the love of my life, who also does not live in Quincy. Perhaps when you're looking in the mirror at your "great shape" and full head of hair you should also take a moment to look inside yourself and find out why women don't like you."
I'm going to be so bummed out if he's just a friend playing a trick on me.
HATERS RULE!!!
Filmmaker, photographer, audio specialist, and boxing enthusiast, Chris Engles, documented the creation of the most recent 48 hour film project that I was involved in.
It was a relief to just run camera.
Try to guess which shot of me I'm most embarrassed by...
Labels: i(helped)makethis, link, picture, video
My funky Pandora.com station:
Fun Key Radio
Anybody got a station to share?
Labels: link, music, time waster
Labels: i(helped)makethis, link, video
Like Pandora? Like SomaFM? Like choice? Like listening to something outside of the mainstream?
I do.
Well the Copyright Royalty Board, aka the man, wants to make it financially impossible for independent voices to continue to bring new music to you. You can help, click the image above to find out how...
or click http://www.savenetradio.org/
Labels: i(helped)makethis, link, video
Unfortunately, the EVIL JOHN show will have to take a brief hiatus because one of it's starring players is recovering from back surgery. That's right, the one and only C. Angus Floyd (pictured above), the hardest working cat in show business will be taking time off from his budding film career. We here at the EVIL JOHN show feel that there really wouldn't be a show without the wit and wisdom he brings to our productions.
If you would like to send your thoughts, prayers and/or treats to Angus, please comment on this blog post. All comments will be read to Angus and if possible he will dictate a reply.
And don't worry, as soon as Angus is back on four feet, the show will go on.
Thank you,
tEJs
the team here at the EVIL JOHN show resents the fact that you think we've run out of ideas.
we know that blooper shows suck.
we were too busy being EVIL this week to get out a real show.
it was this or nothing? would you rather have nothing?
look, it's a day early.
you people are so demanding, ok, fine, you'll get a new episode next week.
i thought we were evil, you people are mean and ungrateful!
also available on youtube at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Qzw5aoZZ3cLabels: evil john
I just figured out all the ingredients needed to make a viral video...
The Landlord.
Oh, someone beat me to it.
Labels: time waster, video
This show is called 30 Seconds with Phone Guy... and, uh, I don't think I need to explain more than that.
Labels: time waster, video
regular JOHN's thirst for fame has hit a new low.
... now with 75% less crack!
also available on youtube at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jRbhzjqHoELabels: evil john
Is everything funnier with an English accent?
Labels: time waster, video
I do, although I'm not exactly sure why?
Oh, yeah, this is a reason:
Every few hours or so Goodnight Burbank's host posts a message on Twitter:
GordonWSmythe: NYC gives away 5 million condoms in first month. That's 5 million less New Yorkers trying to hail a cab in 2025. Not bad.
If you join Twitter, be my friend, and Gordon's... although you'll only be his 107th, and you get to be my fifth.
Be my friend. Be Gordon's.
Labels: link, time waster, twitter
via bpdnews.com
DAILY INCIDENTS FOR APRIL 2, 2007
MOVIE BUFF ARRESTED AFTER RIPPING OFF BLOCKBUSTER
At about 3:29pm, on Sunday, April 1, 2007, officers from District C-6 (South Boston) responded to a radio call for a robbery in progress at the Blockbuster Video Store on Old Colony Avenue. A description of the suspect (a 5’6” white male with blonde hair, wearing a black hat, black sweater, jeans) was broadcast over Channel 6 of the police radio. According to witnesses, the suspect entered the store, grabbed a bunch of videos (approx. 8 – 10) and then took off out of the store. Officers then located an individual fitting the above description sitting on the stairs inside the Old Colony Housing Development. The suspect was then brought back to the Blockbuster where he was positively identified. Officers then arrested Kxxxx Cxxxxx, 19, of South Boston and charged him with Larceny (under $250.00.
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Not the first time the words 'ripping off' and 'Blockbuster' were in a sentence together, but usually the sentence diagram looks a little different.
So how does the Boston Police define a 'Movie Buff"? I have a call into investigators to see which films were 'ripped off'.
If the films were French New Wave, then it fits. Early Scorsese, definitely. Remake of a Japanese horror film, well... But if the films starred a lesser Baldwin, promised to bring the 'Van Dammage', or had the word 'Momma' in the title - I'd be worried about the judgment of our local police force.
Labels: rant
Former Bostonian, crotchety funny man, eternal Red Sox hater and all around good guy, James "Truck" Turner, is bringing his particular brand of good humor to the web-waves.
He promises this is the first episode of nine that chronicles his travels from 617 to (do they even have phones in Appleton, Wisconsin?)
Check it out:
Labels: time waster, truck turner, video
do you know that regular JOHN said we'd be rich and famous right now? he said hollywood would be beating down our door, signing us to product endorsements and multi-picture deals.
you probably already know this, but regular JOHN is a damn liar. i know that all he wanted to do was hitch his pathetic life to my rising star by video taping me and putting me on the internet. oh well, the fact that only about 50 people (mostly relatives) have watched MY video is almost worth it, knowing how much rJ was hoping that it would take off and we'd be burning bridges, ignoring emails and not returning phone calls by now.
you know you're really EVIL, when your own failure brings you some pleasure.
EVIL JOHN OUT!
P.S. hollywood, MY second episode comes out wednesday, so keep you check books handy.
Labels: evil john
also available on youtube at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4PPsY2GaNE
also available at itunes (this link will open itunes on your computer.)Note: I'm only twenty minutes through this hour and a half documentary.
Note: I didn't watch this before I edited EJ.
Watch the scene that starts at 16:50 where the editor of Election uses 'political' means to get his way. Then ask CleggThis about $9 worth of star wipes.
via editblog.
UPDATE: Looks like the BBC shut the door on this video. Dissolve to black.
hey, readers of themudthebloodthebeer.com. it's nice to meet both of you.
did you know that starting wednesday, march 21, 2007, EVIL JOHN will have a weekly video podcast?
did you know that if you are living, visiting or being homeless in the greater boston area you can come see the world premiere of the first episode at boston open screen at the coolidge corner theater the day before?
yeah, i know, boston open screen plays anything people bring in.
yeah, i know, you might have to sit through somebody's 10 minute student film about cheese.
yeah, i know, but i don't care.
tell your friends, if you have any, to come down and see the show, or if you're too much of a pansy, check out the new home of EVIL JOHN, EVIL JOHN SEZ, the EVIL JOHN show, and all partially and wholly owned subsidiaries of EVIL JOHN worldwide concerns at themudthebloodthebeer.com.
and, in case you forgot:
what EVIL JOHN SEZ really hurts regular JOHN. and EVIL JOHN couldn't care less. wanna know bad things about regular JOHN that only his EVIL twin would know? check back often. and hey, add comments about how much you hate JOHN, i'm sure there are tons of you out there that are sick of his bulls@#t.
EVIL JOHN OUT!
Boston Open Screen
March 20, 2007
7:30 pm
$7.50
Coolidge Corner Theater,
Brookline
Labels: evil john
Although the youtube site says he's drunk, I think that they're just not used to funny:
I love live TV that scares the hosts.
-- Not a 30 Rock commercial --
but, he isn't even the funniest actor on that show.
via Anna.
Labels: link, time waster, video
The last good reason to read the Onion...
The horoscopes.
Cancer June 22 - July 22
You believe there to be only two types of people in the world, those who dismiss your opinions as intensely ignorant and drunk Irishmen.
Labels: time waster
I guess my hackneyed prose was worthy of the hallowed columns of the venerated Boston Globe albeit a week late... albeit only in the local City Section... albeit on a slow news week (mine was the only letter.)
But bitches, I'm published.
(No thesaurus was harmed in the writing of this post.)
via Kathleen's Mom
If you like kicking it old school:
Labels: philosophy, rant, writing
First he split fingers my fast balls, then he writes, and I quote:
"Finally, your urinalysis was unremarkable."
Who is he to judge?
Labels: rant
I have a humble dream of creating a line of tricked out (and customizable) adult big wheels. Two obstacles would be access to a large plastic mold making apparatus and a lack of a sizable customer base.
Well, maybe now there's only one obstacle:
via Rocketboom.
Labels: dream, time waster, video
Rundown of (long) weekend.
1. Saturday - Car gets shit shorn apart by hit and run driver overnight.
2. Saturday - Write check to government for taxes. An unfortunate side affect of being freelance.
3. Sunday - Can't stay at what seems like the most informative and exciting Boston Media Makers yet.
4. Monday - Stranger touches my sensitive parts, calm down, my new doctor.
5. Monday - Change tires on smoshed car and find out it won't drive.
All that, and somebody vandalized my blog's banner.
Labels: rant
Somebody please tell me why I like this song?
Not only is it a Cadillac commercial, it's also a non punk song about how punk Iggy Pop is (or was).
It's kind of like "We're an American Band" by Grand Funk, which is a song about how rocking they are. It sounds so desperate, it makes me almost hate cowbell.
Like I always say, if you have tell us how hip/punk/sexy/gay you are then you can't be that hip/punk/sexy/gay.
And while were at it please tell me why I have high hopes for this?
http://acceptable.tv/
Labels: film making, link, music, rant, time waster, video
So two Sunday's ago a read this article in the City Weekly section of the Boston Globe and got all heated and wrote a letter. They quickly called and asked permission to use my letter, but then they didn't print it.
Because I hate effort with little or no reward, here's the letter I wrote.
I've found that my editorial judgement varies greatly from the folks at the Globe... meaning I'll print any stupid thing that any nutcase will write.
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Labels: philosophy, rant, time waster, writing
I don't know if I can muster the energy for this but maybe you can.
http://www.filmracing.com/Cities/boston.htm
via Cinematical
Labels: 48, film making
Although it's probably too late to muster any troops for tonight's showing...
There's a great flick playing at the Coolidge Corner Theater tonight.
Hopefully you've heard of it. Any synopsis or review of the film that I write would be in adequate.
Okay, so I'll try anyway.
Four Eyed Monsters is a film about two people falling in love in a very unconventional and inspirationally creative way. During the early part of their courtship they decide to only communicate through creative endeavors (writing/painting/filmmaking) and not through speaking. The film is an extension of these creative endeavors that stretchs the boundaries of what you can do with off the shelf editing software and store bought video cameras. Don't believe me? Well, their self financed film was nominated for a couple of Independent Spirit Awards this weekend.
I saw it in the fall. It's great and it lived up to it's own hype.
Check out their site for better info including video podcasts, a synopsis, reviews and tutorials about how they did it and more importantly how you could do it too.
Labels: behind the scenes, collaboration, film making, link, philosophy, video, writing
Tired of all that typing when you need a fix of mud, blood and/or beer. Well the staff here at themudthebloodthebeer.blogspot.com are happy to announce a URL change. Now instead of having to type themudthebloodthebeer.blogspot.com you can just type themudthebloodthebeer.com.
I know, it's still too damn long, but all the good short names are taken.
You know, if you're not a fan of the whole brevity thing, you can still reach us themudthebloodthebeer.blogspot.com.
Also, please contact me if you have any problems with the new URL.
Here are the shorts I directed in 48 hours:
Here's a lo-fi short that took a little longer:
Here's a 48 hour short that I co-wrote:
Here's a music video I shot:
Here's a 48 hour short I shot:Visit our YouTube page: www.youtube.com/cohnjoyne