Do you Twitter?

I do, although I'm not exactly sure why?

Oh, yeah, this is a reason:

Every few hours or so Goodnight Burbank's host posts a message on Twitter:

GordonWSmythe: NYC gives away 5 million condoms in first month. That's 5 million less New Yorkers trying to hail a cab in 2025. Not bad.

If you join Twitter, be my friend, and Gordon's... although you'll only be his 107th, and you get to be my fifth.

Be my friend. Be Gordon's.