Saturday, March 31, 2007

Get on the Truck!

Former Bostonian, crotchety funny man, eternal Red Sox hater and all around good guy, James "Truck" Turner, is bringing his particular brand of good humor to the web-waves.

He promises this is the first episode of nine that chronicles his travels from 617 to (do they even have phones in Appleton, Wisconsin?)

Check it out:

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Check out his page.

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

oops, i'm evil again...

i'm back and EVIL-er than ever. this weeks episode sheds a little light into why regular JOHN can't shed any pounds.

also available on youtube at

also available at itunes <- this link will open iTunes on your computer.

logan, and others, this and all past, present and future videos are and will be ipod compatible. (the person who screwed that up has been fired.)


Monday, March 26, 2007

damn liar.

do you know that regular JOHN said we'd be rich and famous right now? he said hollywood would be beating down our door, signing us to product endorsements and multi-picture deals.

you probably already know this, but regular JOHN is a damn liar. i know that all he wanted to do was hitch his pathetic life to my rising star by video taping me and putting me on the internet. oh well, the fact that only about 50 people (mostly relatives) have watched MY video is almost worth it, knowing how much rJ was hoping that it would take off and we'd be burning bridges, ignoring emails and not returning phone calls by now.

you know you're really EVIL, when your own failure brings you some pleasure.


P.S. hollywood, MY second episode comes out wednesday, so keep you check books handy.

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

i got a camera, bitches!

what EVIL JOHN SEZ really hurts regular JOHN. and EVIL JOHN couldn't care less. wanna know bad things about JOHN that only his EVIL twin would know? check back often. and hey, add comments about how much you hate JOHN, i'm sure there are tons of you out there that are sick of his bulls@#t.

also available on youtube at

also available at itunes (this link will open itunes on your computer.)

Monday, March 19, 2007

Star wipe and we're out!

Note: I'm only twenty minutes through this hour and a half documentary.

Note: I didn't watch this before I edited EJ.

Watch the scene that starts at 16:50 where the editor of Election uses 'political' means to get his way. Then ask CleggThis about $9 worth of star wipes.

via editblog.

UPDATE: Looks like the BBC shut the door on this video. Dissolve to black.

Friday, March 16, 2007

second coming!

hey, readers of it's nice to meet both of you.

did you know that starting wednesday, march 21, 2007, EVIL JOHN will have a weekly video podcast?

did you know that if you are living, visiting or being homeless in the greater boston area you can come see the world premiere of the first episode at boston open screen at the coolidge corner theater the day before?

yeah, i know, boston open screen plays anything people bring in.

yeah, i know, you might have to sit through somebody's 10 minute student film about cheese.

yeah, i know, but i don't care.

tell your friends, if you have any, to come down and see the show, or if you're too much of a pansy, check out the new home of EVIL JOHN, EVIL JOHN SEZ, the EVIL JOHN show, and all partially and wholly owned subsidiaries of EVIL JOHN worldwide concerns at

and, in case you forgot:

what EVIL JOHN SEZ really hurts regular JOHN. and EVIL JOHN couldn't care less. wanna know bad things about regular JOHN that only his EVIL twin would know? check back often. and hey, add comments about how much you hate JOHN, i'm sure there are tons of you out there that are sick of his bulls@#t.


Boston Open Screen
March 20, 2007
7:30 pm
Coolidge Corner Theater,

Thursday, March 15, 2007

it's late!


do you know where your know where your twins are?

on 3/21/07, you will!


Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Drunk or a comic genius?

Although the youtube site says he's drunk, I think that they're just not used to funny:

I love live TV that scares the hosts.

-- Not a 30 Rock commercial --
but, he isn't even the funniest actor on that show.

via Anna.

Monday, March 12, 2007


The last good reason to read the Onion...

The horoscopes.

Cancer June 22 - July 22

You believe there to be only two types of people in the world, those who dismiss your opinions as intensely ignorant and drunk Irishmen.

Saturday, March 10, 2007

I say!

I guess my hackneyed prose was worthy of the hallowed columns of the venerated Boston Globe albeit a week late... albeit only in the local City Section... albeit on a slow news week (mine was the only letter.)

But bitches, I'm published.

(No thesaurus was harmed in the writing of this post.)

via Kathleen's Mom

If you like kicking it old school:

Friday, March 09, 2007

What's up....

First he split fingers my fast balls, then he writes, and I quote:

"Finally, your urinalysis was unremarkable."

Who is he to judge?

Thursday, March 08, 2007

One step closer!

I have a humble dream of creating a line of tricked out (and customizable) adult big wheels. Two obstacles would be access to a large plastic mold making apparatus and a lack of a sizable customer base.

Well, maybe now there's only one obstacle:

via Rocketboom.

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Weekend of my Discontent.

Rundown of (long) weekend.

1. Saturday - Car gets shit shorn apart by hit and run driver overnight.
2. Saturday - Write check to government for taxes. An unfortunate side affect of being freelance.
3. Sunday - Can't stay at what seems like the most informative and exciting Boston Media Makers yet.
4. Monday - Stranger touches my sensitive parts, calm down, my new doctor.
5. Monday - Change tires on smoshed car and find out it won't drive.

All that, and somebody vandalized my blog's banner.

Monday, March 05, 2007

They Killed It!

This aggression will not stand!

Friday, March 02, 2007

Somebody, please...

Somebody please tell me why I like this song?

Not only is it a Cadillac commercial, it's also a non punk song about how punk Iggy Pop is (or was).

It's kind of like "We're an American Band" by Grand Funk, which is a song about how rocking they are. It sounds so desperate, it makes me almost hate cowbell.

Like I always say, if you have tell us how hip/punk/sexy/gay you are then you can't be that hip/punk/sexy/gay.

And while were at it please tell me why I have high hopes for this?

Thursday, March 01, 2007

I love a good ending.

I found this great site called Motion Abbey that calls itself "a filter videoblog of aggregated content now playing around the internet (i.e. stuff that we like)."

During lunch today I watched an hour-long BBC pseudo-documentary about possible end of the world scenarios. It followed one man's attempt to get from London to New York on the day that his particle accelerator would be turned on despite protesters that claim the machine might cause an end of world event.

Well, a funny thing happens on the way to world destruction... in Groundhog Day fashion, each new day starts with a possible end of the world scenario, when the shit really hits the fan, the day starts over again.

If you have an hour to kill, check it out.

I'm actually pretty obsessed with the end of the world. Right now I'm reading the Pocket Guide to the Apocolypse. It's a look at the last and possibly most controversial part of the bible, the Book of Revelation. (Sorry, Job, it's true.) It's actually more about the nuts who take it literally. I'm looking at you 700 Club.

I highly recommend both. Especially if, like me, you're interested in not only the beginning of the end, the middle and end of the end.

"I wanna have my kicks before the whole shit-house goes up in flames..."
-Jim Morrison