Friday, June 29, 2007

"I could eat a wagon wheel"

I say that all the time and the wife looks at me like I'm crazy. Now, here's proof that I don't have an original thought in my head:

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Sudden stop...

via hairless.

Caution: Well placed cuss word at end of video.

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Sorry, Dunkin Donuts...

... I didn't mean it, please bring back John Goodman and They Might Be Giants and your class war propaganda. Just no more Rachael Ray.

The 5ives agrees:

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

This Town: Episode 8

check out the behind the scenes and more at

Better than Death Proof?

I can't believe I never saw this.

It's a cornocopia of a cavalcade of stars.

Monday, June 18, 2007


Over at the suggested a project where you take five five second clips and post them.

5 vignettes from cohnjoyne on Vimeo

1: wind turbine/traffic from my porch (time lapse)
2: dicek faces first batter ichiro at fenway, ground out
3: food's eye view at fred meyer in anchorage
4: bald eagle from boat in resurrection bay, AK
5: late night baseball (time lapse)


I am right, this is disturbing? Right?


Sunday, June 17, 2007

I kid because I love...

via RSLweblog

If I was really punk, I wouldn't have even posted this.

Update: found this, didn't make it.

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

R.I.P. King of the Nerds...

I don't think I could say it or show it better than these guys.

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Friday, June 08, 2007

Do it NOW!!!!

Check out this cool (Slamdance selected, 2x Independent Spirit Award nominee, Audience Award @ SXSW, Undiscovered Gems Showcase Sundcance Channel Audience Award) feature film that is going to be on youtube for one week only....

Then go to and register there, because that company will give the directors Arin and Susan $1 for each person that signs up... and they need it, they charged this awesome film on their credit cards.

If you're not yet convinced that it rocks, check out the trailer.

WARNING: Has some cuss words and some sexy parts... probably NSFW.

Mmmm brains....

This film has my two favorite things... zombies and propaganda. Well, okay, I did once say that my two favorite things are hipsters and the apocalypse but when you are a renaissance man like myself, it pays to have diverse tastes.


(Not a huge fan of Atom's "embedded" player... it actually opens a new window so that you go to their site, but that's not the film maker's fault.)

Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Have you been keeping up?

Watch Episode 6 of Chris Engles serialized film above or check out the show blog at where he gives you film making tips like how to fill a room with women you don't know.


It's a bit lo-fi, but damn funny.

And hey, what's a three game losing streak? (Gulp.)

via the anti dogs at

Tuesday, June 05, 2007

While I twiddled my thumbs...

... and other fingers on a keyboard surfing the net while I was on hold -

the meeting doodler was making this:

Check out his fun site:

Monday, June 04, 2007

Wrong, so wrong!

Warning: Muppet racism and swearing, probably not safe for work.

via cc chapman

Sunday, June 03, 2007

More media to come...

Don't worry there'll be a hella lot more media released about our trip...

What, scared of slide shows and tour film?

Beep. Next slide please.

Hellz no!

Did you know that there are zombies in Alaska and Seattle?

You do now!

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Friday, June 01, 2007

You've won this battle...

... bearded Alaska man.

image via

I just waited 52 minutes on the phone to speak to you about changing a flight, but neither you nor any of your minions picked up.

This is not over!!!


I'm sorry, history? Culture? Never heard of them. Instead today we're going here.

pic from their website