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Just start typing.

Well, what am I going to type?

Something clever.

Something like what?

I don't know. If you had an idea, you'd be typing that.

Well, I don't.

I know.

I know you know.

-Silence-

-Staring-

How about I rip off something?

Like what?

Like a quote from a movie?

Well, then that would be a cop out.

You mean from a cop movie?

No, I mean you'd be taking the easy way out.

But I like movies.

I know... we all know. Almost as much as you like...

Like what?

Dot, dot, dot, you know ellipses.

Oh, is that what their called? How do you spell that?

I don't know, spell check just fixed it for me.

I can't just keep typing.

Why not?

It's not natural.

Not natural? Look, you just came up with a complete, possibly too long blog post, and you didn't even have an idea.

Hey, look at that, I did.

You did?

We did.

You're damn right, we did.