Unfortunately, the EVIL JOHN show will have to take a brief hiatus because one of it's starring players is recovering from back surgery. That's right, the one and only C. Angus Floyd (pictured above), the hardest working cat in show business will be taking time off from his budding film career. We here at the EVIL JOHN show feel that there really wouldn't be a show without the wit and wisdom he brings to our productions.
If you would like to send your thoughts, prayers and/or treats to Angus, please comment on this blog post. All comments will be read to Angus and if possible he will dictate a reply.
And don't worry, as soon as Angus is back on four feet, the show will go on.
Thank you,
tEJs
the team here at the EVIL JOHN show resents the fact that you think we've run out of ideas.
we know that blooper shows suck.
we were too busy being EVIL this week to get out a real show.
it was this or nothing? would you rather have nothing?
look, it's a day early.
you people are so demanding, ok, fine, you'll get a new episode next week.
i thought we were evil, you people are mean and ungrateful!
also available on youtube at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Qzw5aoZZ3cI just figured out all the ingredients needed to make a viral video...
The Landlord.
Oh, someone beat me to it.
This show is called 30 Seconds with Phone Guy... and, uh, I don't think I need to explain more than that.
regular JOHN's thirst for fame has hit a new low.
... now with 75% less crack!
also available on youtube at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jRbhzjqHoEIs everything funnier with an English accent?
I do, although I'm not exactly sure why?
Oh, yeah, this is a reason:
Every few hours or so Goodnight Burbank's host posts a message on Twitter:
GordonWSmythe: NYC gives away 5 million condoms in first month. That's 5 million less New Yorkers trying to hail a cab in 2025. Not bad.
If you join Twitter, be my friend, and Gordon's... although you'll only be his 107th, and you get to be my fifth.
Be my friend. Be Gordon's.
via bpdnews.com
DAILY INCIDENTS FOR APRIL 2, 2007
MOVIE BUFF ARRESTED AFTER RIPPING OFF BLOCKBUSTER
At about 3:29pm, on Sunday, April 1, 2007, officers from District C-6 (South Boston) responded to a radio call for a robbery in progress at the Blockbuster Video Store on Old Colony Avenue. A description of the suspect (a 5’6” white male with blonde hair, wearing a black hat, black sweater, jeans) was broadcast over Channel 6 of the police radio. According to witnesses, the suspect entered the store, grabbed a bunch of videos (approx. 8 – 10) and then took off out of the store. Officers then located an individual fitting the above description sitting on the stairs inside the Old Colony Housing Development. The suspect was then brought back to the Blockbuster where he was positively identified. Officers then arrested Kxxxx Cxxxxx, 19, of South Boston and charged him with Larceny (under $250.00.
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Not the first time the words 'ripping off' and 'Blockbuster' were in a sentence together, but usually the sentence diagram looks a little different.
So how does the Boston Police define a 'Movie Buff"? I have a call into investigators to see which films were 'ripped off'.
If the films were French New Wave, then it fits. Early Scorsese, definitely. Remake of a Japanese horror film, well... But if the films starred a lesser Baldwin, promised to bring the 'Van Dammage', or had the word 'Momma' in the title - I'd be worried about the judgment of our local police force.
Here are the shorts I directed in 48 hours:
Here's a lo-fi short that took a little longer:
Here's a 48 hour short that I co-wrote:
Here's a music video I shot:
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